{"id":151,"date":"2006-06-09T17:39:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-09T22:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ashazart.com\/blog\/?p=151"},"modified":"2014-09-08T18:43:05","modified_gmt":"2014-09-08T23:43:05","slug":"funniest-confirmation-email-ive-ever-gotten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ashazart.com\/blog\/funniest-confirmation-email-ive-ever-gotten\/","title":{"rendered":"Funniest confirmation Email I&#8217;ve ever gotten"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I decided to go ahead and buy the CDs of the group I found the other day (it seemed like the right thing to do). I received my shipping confirmation email today and I have to say that it is the funniest confirmation email I have received to date on the web (and I do a *lot* of Internet shopping). I thought I would share this gem. After the details of my order came the following words:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your CDs have been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.<\/p>\n<p>A team of 50 employees inspected your CDs and polished them to make sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing.<\/p>\n<p>Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CDs into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.<\/p>\n<p>We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved &#8216;Bon Voyage!&#8217; to your package, on its way to you, in our private CD Baby jet on this day, Friday, June 9th.<\/p>\n<p>I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby.\u00a0 We sure did.\u00a0 Your picture is on our wall as &#8220;Customer of the Year&#8221;.\u00a0 We&#8217;re all exhausted but can&#8217;t wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!<\/p>\n<p>Thank you once again,<\/p>\n<p>Derek Sivers, president, CD Baby&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I decided to go ahead and buy the CDs of the group I found the other day (it seemed like &hellip;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ashazart.com\/blog\/funniest-confirmation-email-ive-ever-gotten\/\">Continue reading &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ashazart.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ashazart.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ashazart.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ashazart.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ashazart.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.ashazart.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":803,"href":"http:\/\/www.ashazart.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions\/803"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.ashazart.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ashazart.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.ashazart.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}